I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
