we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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