Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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