addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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