READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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