just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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