You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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