part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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