i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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