All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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