so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Someone signed my nipple.
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