He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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