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grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
they're like a gay fantastic four
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I party with great urgency now.
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