i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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