that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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