All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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