what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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