Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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