She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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