Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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