I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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