Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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