Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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