U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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