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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
where are my eyebrows?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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