How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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