His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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