Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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