help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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