so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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