I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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