I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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