how can u be prego again
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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