...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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