People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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