I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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