ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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