the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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