Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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