The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Randomize
