Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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