Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
