DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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