I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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