Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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