she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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