honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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