which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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