I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
You can't special order awesome
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize