So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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