its not stalking. its research.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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