Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we made out on top of his cat.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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