the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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