big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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