Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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